A Man Went To Visit His 90 Year Old Grandfather

A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather, Are these plates clean?” His grandfather replied, “Those plates are as clean …

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A man and a woman were having dinner

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight …

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A poor man decided to get rich

A man told his wife, “I’m tired of being poor; I’m going to work overseas. ”The lavish and luxurious appearance of his home as he approached left him speechless. Thus, he packed and left for Africa. He came back some years later. He knocked on the door, and the servant came to let him in. He asked “Is the housewife …

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Ray came home one night

Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Ray.’ Ray was stunned ‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for send me back!’ St. …

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