Due to brain damage, Bruce Willis is “Trapped” in his own mind and has retired.

What we all suspected has been confirmed. Aphasia, a language impairment brought on by injury to a particular region of the brain that controls linguistic skills and understanding, is the reason Bruce Willis announced his retirement. His family is taking care of him, primarily his wife Emma Heming Willis. The 67-year-old actor’s diagnosis was a huge blow to the Willis …

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What Ben Affleck said to Jennifer Lopez during their famous red carpet “argument” is revealed by lip readers.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez recently made headlines for all the wrong reasons when it seemed like they were fighting on the red carpet. Since the Los Angeles event, where photographers were present to capture images of the well-known couple fighting, rumors have been rife. We’ll state it up front: most media outlets have most likely greatly exaggerated the story. …

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Breaking: Bud Light Names Colin Kaepernick as Brand Ambassador

In an announcement that has many people spitting out their beer (preferably not Bud Light), the well-known beverage company revealed Colin Kaepernick as its newest brand ambassador. And in an unexpected turn of events, what was Kaepernick’s opening statement? a resolute pledge to stay away from shampoo promotions. Bubbles McFroth, the CEO of Bud Light, took the stage at an …

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THE NEWS about Al Roker’s health has broken our souls

Beloved weatherman Al Roker has been absent from television since a serious health scare involving blood clots in his thigh that spread to his lungs and necessitated hospitalization. In a heartfelt tweet, Roker shared his current road to recovery, his gratitude for the support he’s received, and his thanks for the fans’ well wishes. In the past, Roker has been …

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A Blonde on an Island

The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated that it was about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” She swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and was too tired to go on, so she drowned. The redhead, said …

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