Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says. The old man sweetly replies “My dear I’m not …
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Did you know that how big a spice tin is can make a big difference? Some famous spice companies, like McCormick & Co., are getting sued because of how big their tins of ground pepper are. A small company called Watkins Inc. says that McCormick reduced the amount of pepper in their tins by 25% but kept the tin size …
Read More »Eyelid Bump Treatment
Styes and chalazia usually clear up on their own in a few weeks, but there are ways you can move the process along: Never poke, squeeze, or try to pop a stye or a chalazion. This could cause a more serious problem. Put a warm, damp cloth on your eye several times a day. Massage the swollen area gently to …
Read More »What does it symbolize when a person who passed away appears in your dream
Some people dream, some don’t, or at least they don’t remember doing so. But do dreams mean anything? Well, while people are convinced dreams are a form of messages received by forces we are unable to see or feel while wide awake, some scientists claim that dreams are simply a result of neuronal processes taking place within our brain. While …
Read More »Girl, 6, dies in freak badminton accident – wanted to be ‘saved’
A New Jersey family is mourning the tragic loss of their 6-year-old daughter, Lucy Morgan, who died in a freak accident while on vacation. The incident occurred while Lucy was watching her family play badminton. During the game, a racquet suddenly broke during a downward swing, and a piece of metal from the handle snapped off, striking Lucy in the …
Read More »Black Couple Adopts Three White Kids, Saying ‘Families Don’t Have to Match’
After several failed attempts to get pregnant, a married couple lost all hope, thinking they were only destined to be uncle and aunt. But an unexpected call one day changed their lives for the better. Parental joy is precious, but it’s also rare, and many couples spend their lives yearning to be parents. And that’s where fostering and adoption come …
Read More »In the classroom, Little Johnny farts.
Little Johnny’s Classroom Fart Little Johnny lets out a fart in the classroom, causing his teacher to become upset and eject him from the room. A Laugh Outside Seated outside the classroom, Little Johnny finds himself unable to contain his laughter. Encounter with the Principal Passing by, the principal notices Johnny and inquires about his laughter. Johnny’s Explanation Johnny explains, …
Read More »The wife checked her husband’s phone and found
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams’ She became upset and called the first number, discovering it was his mother. Next, she called the second number and his sister answered. When she dialed the third number, her own phone rang. Realizing she had wrongly suspected her husband, …
Read More »Angie Harmon’s Daughter Arrested for Burglary
Actress Angie Harmon and ex-NFL star Jason Sehorn’s daughter, Avery Sehorn, found herself in legal trouble recently. The 18-year-old was arrested on June 6 for allegedly breaking into a nightclub in Charlotte, North Carolina, and stealing hundreds of dollars worth of liquor. Avery was accompanied by two 17-year-old boys during the incident, which took place shortly after her high school …
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