A woman and man named Mary and John were dining at a fine restaurant when John started sliding under the table slow and steady, without making any noise. Mary, however, was pretty much unconcerned about what her companion was upto. A waitress was taking an order from a table that was a few tables away from theirs and she was noticing everything that was happening at John and Mary’s table. When John completely slid under the table while Mary was all calm and composed, the waitress couldn’t contain her curiosity. The waitress question Mary about the same. Read on to know what Mary replied to the waitress question. It will leave everyone in splits.
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